The Full-Time Musings of a Part-Time Homosexual

Jun 02

what was high school like for lizzie mcguire though

like

she goes home after impersonating an italian pop star and half of her class and like the rest of the world saw that she can sing and perform

like

did she just go to high school and date gordo and go to college with him or

what happened to lizzie mcguire

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Hal Sparks orders a small iced tea

Waitress: What size do you want, sir?
Hal: I dunno. I'll have a small.
Waitress: We don't have small. We have medium and large.
Hal:
Waitress:
Hal: No. You don't.
Waitress: Yes we do, sir. We have medium and large.
Hal: No you don't, you have *small* and large.
Waitress: No, we have medium and large.
Hal: No you have *small* and large, 'cause you can't have a medium unless you have a SMALL AND A FUCKING LARGE TO BASE IT ON, YOU INBRED! That's what it *means*. It's a median point between two extremes. It can't exist without the other two! It's fucking impossible! The only way that tea is a medium is if it can TALK TO THE DEAD!

Jun 01

(Source: blamelessvestalslot, via livvyloo)

May 31

katemiddletonforthewin:

What would I keep in it??

#Hero Status

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rummyj:

yamino:

kaymonstar:

Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.

plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter

And Tim Burton plays Helena Bonham carter. It’s actually directed by Johnny Depp.

No, no, Danny Elfman plays Helena Bonham Carter, and she does the music.

Everyone was M. Night Shyamalan the whole time.

(Source: funeralfrost, via baconbitsandsillyshit)

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