March 2012
217 posts
February 2012
324 posts
In case anyone is curious, when you google “mommy issues” the first result is the wikipedia page for the Oedipus Complex. Way to legitimize things, google.
Friend: On a scale of 1 to 10, how obsessed are you with Harry Potter.
Me: Nine and three quarters
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Announcer: THE ARTIST? TWO FOR YOU!
Harry Potter: bu-
Announcer: HUGO? FOUR FOR YOU, HUGO, YOU GO HUGO!
Harry Potter: uh-
Announcer: Is War Horse in the audience? Here you go, one for you...
Harry Potter: excuse me-
Announcer: AND NONE FOR HARRY POTTER BYE
sherlock-who:
the-hypocritical-critic:
meganninwonderland:
pizzaforpresident:
Meryl Streep could play my mother and I’d believe her.
#Meryl Streep could play my father and I’d believe her.
#Meryl Streep could play me and I’d believe her
#meryl streep could play my goldfish and i’d believe her #i had a meryl streep once
dujardins:
e-pic:
plot twist: suddenly oprah shows up and has an oscar for everyone under their chairs
#except leonardo dicaprio
best actress: gary oldman
best actor: gary oldman
best picture: gary oldman
best director: gary oldman
best makeup: gary oldman
best in the world: gary oldman
#best hide and seeker: benedict cumberbatch
ramblingpamcakes:
7.7 million dollars
goddamn
harry potter doesn’t kid with the 7’s
Try “billion”
The next oldest actor to win an Oscar will be...
ALL THE AWARDS TO STEVE CARRELL
jimmyfallonshair:
Why have I had to teach two people who can sing...
