January 2012
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December 2011
209 posts
My Aunt: I just couldn't get to second base with Father Mosher.
Me: ... I don't think that means what you think it means.
me before writing: wow this is going to be terrible
me while writing: wow this is terrible
me after writing: wow that was terrible
Mr. George Feeny: Believe in yourselves. Dream. Try. Do good
Topanga: Don't you mean "do well"?
Mr. George Feeny: No, I mean "do good".
So much Boy Meets World on my dash right now.
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So I just saw My Week With Marilyn...
Mixed feelings.
Cop-out on the writing, but great performances.
Michelle Williams doesn’t look particularly like Marilyn, but I found her to be infuriating. I suppose that’s a good thing.
Oh, and Dominic Cooper. BONER.
In third grade: Learn cursive, you will use it for the rest of your life
Middle School: Write in cursive if you want, but make sure it's readable
High School: Please don't write in cursive
College: If you do not type it I will not grade your paper
Five years ago these albums were my jam. They're...
How teens and adults text
Expectations:
Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
Adults - What are you doing today? Want to hang out?
Reality:
Teens - Hey! What you doing today? Want to hang out?
Adults - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
tyleroakley:
1612th:
that guy from lmfao is 37
worst midlife crisis ever
Seriously.
Deplorable.
I met him. He was super friendly and polite. He posed for pictures with a whole bunch of us even though he was just passing through.
When did the American and British accents split? →
mom: you think these actors have nice hair and fashion now but in 20 years you will look back at these photos and be like-
me: look children it's your father
mom: what
me: what
Why does this always happen on Facebook?
Status: I just had a sandwich. It was delicious.
Comment (from relative over the age of 40): Hello Jim! I hope you're doing fantastic down where you are. I was just looking through some old pictures of you as a child and realized just how precious you were. LOL! When are you coming back up to visit? Your Uncle Jeff and I can't wait to see you again. We've got plenty of chores for you to do up here to help around the house. LOL! Just kidding Jim! How's your mother? I hope you're helping her out and being a good kid! But I have nothing to worry about, you're always a great kid! LOL! Hope all is well.
Seriously. What's so hard to figure out about the social mores of Facebook?
thisismybeginning:
parttimehomo started following you
Bless youu! You are my 100th follower =D
This is painfully exciting!
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“I just do art because I’m ugly and there’s nothing else for me to do.”
– Andy Warhol
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